Fred Weasley: Nice try Harry, but not good enough

Harry: Come on guys, I'm trying to get to Hogsmeade

Fred Weasley, George Weasley: We know

George Weasley: If you'll stop squirming, we have a better way...

Harry: Guys, come on...

Fred Weasley: Awwh, bless him

George Weasley: Now Harry...

Fred Weasley, George Weasley: Come and join the big boys

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Harry: "Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."

George Weasley: We owe them so much.

Harry: Hang on. This is Hogwarts. And that... No. Is that really...?

Fred Weasley: Dumbledore.

George Weasley: In his study.

Fred Weasley: Pacing.

George Weasley: Does that a lot.

Harry: So you mean this map shows...?

Fred Weasley: Everyone.

Harry: Everyone?

George Weasley: Everyone.

Fred Weasley: Where they are.

George Weasley: What they're doing.

Fred Weasley: Every minute.

George Weasley: Of every day.

Harry: Brilliant! Where'd you get it?

Fred Weasley: Nicked it from Filch's office, of course, first year.

George Weasley: Now, listen. There are seven secret passageways out of the castle. We'd recommend...

George Weasley, Fred Weasley: This one.

Fred Weasley: The One-Eyed Witch passageway.

George Weasley: It'll lead you straight to Honeyduke's cellar.

Fred Weasley: We best hurry. Filch is heading this way.

George Weasley: Oh, and Harry, don't forget. When you're done, just give it a tap and say...

George Weasley, Fred Weasley: "Mischief Managed." Otherwise anyone can read it.

Harry: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform Nine and Three-Quarters?
Station Guard: Nine and Three-Quarters? Think you're being funny do ya?
[muttering to himself]
Station Guard: Nine and Three-Quarters!